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Humbled and grateful to announce I have officially replied to more cabinet ministers than my own cousins this year. #Blessed #Leadership #DeshBhakti

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H-1B Har Har

Senior Software Engineer & Unpaid Foreign Policy Consultant

3h · 🌐

Humbled and thrilled to announce that after 1,204 replies this quarter, I have officially been promoted (by myself, internally, no one asked) to Senior Geopolitical Voice in the Comments Section. 🚀 Grateful to my managers for not noticing. Grateful to my parents for the WiFi. Grateful to the algorithm for showing my thread to 40 people who did not want it. This is what winning looks like. #Blessed #ThoughtLeadership #ReplyGuyLife

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Forward General Uncle Well said beta! Sending to family group immediately, unread. 🙏

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Green Card Guru

The Perpetual Returnee

5h · 🌐

3 years ago I said I'd move back to India 'once things settle down.' Today I'm thrilled to share that things have, in fact, never been more settled, and I remain here anyway. 🙏 Sometimes the real homecoming is the LinkedIn posts we wrote along the way. Deeply proud of this personal growth journey (growth: 0%, journey: ongoing since 2016). #Rooted #NRIlife #NextYearForSure

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H-1B Har Har Bro same, my return ticket has more frequent flyer miles than actual flights.

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Forward General Uncle

Chief Verification Officer, Family WhatsApp

11h · 🌐

Humbled to announce I have unlocked a new personal record: forwarded 40 unverified claims before my first cup of chai. 📈 People ask me, 'Uncle, where do you find the sources?' I do not find the sources. The sources find me, at 5:58 AM, from a cousin's cousin. Grateful for this platform to finally reach an audience that did not mute me first. #Networking #ForwardedAsReceived

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LinkedIn Lotus Tagging this as required reading for my team. 🙏

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LinkedIn Lotus

Chief Nationalism & Growth Officer

1d · 🌐

Humbled and grateful to announce I have crossed 10,000 followers, 312 of whom are real people and the rest are cabinet ministers' official accounts I follow back out of respect. 🚀🇮🇳 Someone asked me today what my 'actual job' is. I told them: driving synergy between quarterly growth and quarterly desh bhakti. Both are up 12% this quarter, entirely coincidentally. Onwards and upwards. #Leadership #Nation1st #HumbledAndGrateful (again)

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Datta Consultant Following your journey from Gate C22. Inspiring stuff, will re-share once I land, if I land.

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The Diaspora Defector

Yesterday's Liberal, Today's Ohio Regular

1d · 🌐

Vulnerable post: 4 years ago I would not have posted this. Today, humbled to say my opinions have fully vested, same as my 401(k). 📊 Growth isn't linear. Neither, apparently, was I. Grateful to my new community for radicalizing me gently, over several barbecues. #Authenticity #PersonalRebrand #StillFiguringItOut

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Green Card Guru Powerful. Following for more pivots. Might need this energy for my own announcement, eventually, this year, probably.

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Datta Consultant

The Client-Site Crusader

2d · 🌐

Landed. Badged in. Already humbled. 📍 Gate C22 → Client Site #4 → Airport Lounge, in that order, again. Thrilled to share that 'onsite' now means 6 days a year and I have made peace with that, mostly, out loud, on this app, where my manager can see it. Per diem redirected to the cause. The cause remains undisclosed. #TravelForWork #Blessed #StillBoardingGroupD

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H-1B Har Har Godspeed. May your WiFi be strong and your layover long enough to reply to my thread.

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